Friday Joke Thread

[Marlin]

A man walked into a very high‐tech bar.

As he sat down on a stool, he noticed that the bartender was a robot.

The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment, then replied, "A martini, please."

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever
tasted.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered, "oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break-throughs',
etc...

The man was most impressed. He left the bar, but thought he would try a
different approach. He returned and took a seat. Again, the robot clicked
and asked what he would have.

"A Martini, please."

Again, it was superb. The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?"

This time, the man answered, "Oh, about 100".

So, the robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So, he left, returned, and took a stool. Again, a
martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"

This time, the man drawled out, "Uh.....bout 50".

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,

"A‐r‐e y‐o‐u p‐e‐o‐p‐l‐e s‐t‐i‐l‐l h‐a‐p‐p‐y w‐i‐t‐h O‐B‐A‐M‐A?"

[RRD3]

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.



Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'



The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'



Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'



The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.



Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'



Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'



With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.

[onedeadpirate]

Good stuff.

[bryjcom]

Question:How do you know if your at a gay BBQ??

Answer: Hotdogs taste like shit!

[MrPrena]

LOL good joke.
It is really true. School(s) is/are corrupting young mind.
It is sad that few of young democrats start to convert to republican way after they are in early 30s (some late 20s).

[DOC]

Dr. Visit. . .

Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head.

In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem.

The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all.

Barack drank the concoction and replied, 'That tasted like bull shit!'

The doctor replied, 'It was. You were a quart low.'