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  1. 08-16-2010, 13:17 #1
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    Subject: Looking for work

    A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut-off a man´s testicles,
    we attach them to another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work"


    The German doctor comments:"That´s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out from a person,
    we put it into another person´s head and in 4 weeks he is looking for work" .


    A Russian doctor says: That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart out from a person,
    we put it into another person´s chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.


    The US doctor answers immediately: That´s nothing colleagues, you are way behind us....in the
    USA (almost two years ago) we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart and no balls....we put him in
    as President and now....the whole country is looking for work.


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  2. 08-16-2010, 13:39 #2
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    Nice
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  3. 08-16-2010, 13:50 #3
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    That's about right.
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  4. 08-16-2010, 20:21 #4
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    That is so funny it hurts
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  5. 08-16-2010, 20:42 #5
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    Awesome!
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

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  6. 08-16-2010, 21:03 #6
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    Silly, I like it!
    "The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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  7. 08-16-2010, 21:06 #7
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    It's funny cause it's true!
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  8. 08-17-2010, 22:43 #8
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    um, I thought it was Bush's fault?
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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