Computer problem: Killing USB thumbdrives

[Ranger]

Two questions then:
1. Instead of a PCI thingy, would it be possible to find a 3x5 front drive thingy for USBs?

2. Does anyone make "covers" to cover up teh USBs in the back or can I just put some tape on them or what?

1. That would typically require plugging into the USB pins on the motherboard, seemingly your problem.

2. Tape is fine

I worry that a hub would blow out as well if you bought one. But, you can always try to exchange your computer if it's possible (that's the best bet anyway).