Two Federal Agents showed up on the door step of a small ranch, demanding to inspect the property. The rancher wasn't happy, but obliged. He gave the agents a quick run down of what each of the structures on the property was, where each crop was placed, etc. The farmer ended by telling the men that they weren't allowed to go into the south field. Immediately, the shorter of the two agents threw his coat open, grabbed his badge, and shoved it right into the rancher's face. He said, "Do you see this badge?! This badge says that I can go where ever I damn well please!"
"Well, suit yourself then." replied the rancher.

The rancher watched as the agents strolled around his property, looking at one thing or another. Thinking they were saving the best for last, the agents eventually made their way into the southern most field. Only about five minutes had passed before both agents came running at full speed back the way they came, with a large angry bull in hot pursuit. The rancher jumped out of his truck and yelled to the agents, "QUICK! SHOW HIM YER BADGE!"