The Green Hat

[opie011]

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.  Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my GREEN HAT

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.  I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.  Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.  Here's the hat.  Try it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.


 
It also works at DMV.  It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

Don't try it at McDonald's though.  The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.

[Ranger]

Ah, if only that would really work, I had to leave the DMV today because the wait was way too long.

[ChunkyMonkey]

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.  Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my GREEN HAT

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.  I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.  Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.  Here's the hat.  Try it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.


 
It also works at DMV.  It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

Don't try it at McDonald's though.  The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.

BS!!! At McD..my food get spit on instead!!

Usually ICE hat works better btw... since we don't have border patrol in CO.

[opie011]

BS!!! At McD..my food get spit on instead!!

Usually ICE hat works better btw... since we don't have border patrol in CO.

Both statements very true.