Goofy Scenario

[Ranger]

If only your wife and dog were involved, you'd have the beginnings of a good country song!

[RobertB]

When I was an apprentice Iron Worker had a guy that worked with, his motto was "never killed anyone that didn't deserve it"

Deserve's got nothing to do with it.

[Seamonkey]

Here I am, flying the Flag on my Truck, standing in My yard, trying to Burn the Quran, when I am approached by 20 thugs, and a group of Muslims. And 1 dumbass school crossing guard.
A) Shoot into the ground
B) Be PC and Denounce my citizen ship and Praise Al,,uh Obama
C) Break out the Beers and get da pawty stawted.
D) Shoot first and ask ?s Later

If you've set up correctly they'll walk into the ambush kill zone and the claymores will take out the fore runners blasting them with holy water which will cause them to burst into flames. Now you've got two fires going

Toss something bright and shinny at one thug and the others will jump on him and fight amongst themselves...

now the school guard... that's a toughie.. Take her badge away and make her cry?

[KevDen2005]

whatever you choose. make sure it is DONT TALK TO THE COPS, WITHOUT AN ATTORNEY BEING PRESENT. NEVER NEVER NEVER.

if you read the story of the long island guy, it might have gone different if he had not admitted anything. if the dirtbags filed a report and would testify that would be thier evidence. but if they wouldnt testify or file a police report, maybe there would be no evidence of a crime other than the big brother device (shot technology deal).

also, dead men tell no tales.

As a police officer I can only agree whole heartedly with this...If I were charged with something I would say...LAWYER!!!

And it is true that dead men tell no tales.

[OgenRwot]

Here I am, flying the Flag on my Truck, standing in My yard, trying to Burn the Quran, when I am approached by 20 thugs, and a group of Muslims. And 1 dumbass school crossing guard.
A) Shoot into the ground
B) Be PC and Denounce my citizen ship and Praise Al,,uh Obama
C) Break out the Beers and get da pawty stawted.
D) Shoot first and ask ?s Later

Post of the year. Hands down.

[ChunkyMonkey]

Originally Posted by Mtn.man
Here I am, flying the Flag on my Truck, standing in My yard, trying to Burn the Quran, when I am approached by 20 thugs, and a group of Muslims. And 1 dumbass school crossing guard.
A) Shoot into the ground
B) Be PC and Denounce my citizen ship and Praise Al,,uh Obama
C) Break out the Beers and get da pawty stawted.
D) Shoot first and ask ?s Later

E) Blame the burning Qu'Ran on the Thugs and blame the burning flag on the Muslims and watch them go at each other. I ll run over the school crossing guard with my truck on the way out.

[argonstrom]

If only your wife and dog were involved, you'd have the beginnings of a good country song!

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."

Mickey replied, "No I didn't; I said she was fawking Goofy."

Now there's a goofy situation country song!

[Zundfolge]

First thing I'd do is get my suppressed .22 out of my tactical wheelbarrow...

[Krasni]

Do a barrel roll

Well played, Peppy would be proud.

[BushMasterBoy]

Forget being charged, don't talk to the police period. Never volunteer any information. They can use what you say later, if the DA decides decide you should be charged with a crime. (Knows from past experience.) As for the scenario...sounds like you need a 90 round magazine...and next time elect a veteran to the White House, not some scum bag lawyer again!