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Thank goodness for Big Oil!
Big Oil heats my home and powers my car. 80% of what I own is probably manufactured from petrol. The Big Oil college fund put my kid through college. Big Oil employs hundreds of thousands of people!
Thanks Big Oil!
Originally Posted by Beprepared
Big Oil heats my home and powers my car. 80% of what I own is probably manufactured from petrol. The Big Oil college fund put my kid through college.
Thanks Big Oil!
Love big oil, but love medium oil even better, pays my bills....
Naw, to busy clinging to my Bible
Grandpa's Sheriff Badge, Littleton 1920's
Good mOrning back at ya.
BIG oil is what we use, in our rat rods, drag cars, atvs, the Hogs, my huge dually, my RV, all drink BIG oil.
I think a bonfire is out of the ? for this weekend, but if so I woud Use OIL to light it. And throw in a Koran/Qura/Coreran/Kerran what ever or 2.
Talk to Sarah daily on Face Book/thing, along with Proud to Be a Conservative, and My NRA-ILA page.
OK now gotta go police the boys and make sure Every Light and Every tool is being used to keep them coal fired boilers churning out the elctricity.
Uh, I don't get it. Please excuse my ignorance but is the OP being facetious or serious? I know I post pointless shhh all the time . . . . nevertheless I'm failing to see the point in this one.
Do what you've always done and get what you've always gotten.
It's been a productive morning for me:
1. Visited Sarah Palin's website and memorized each "new" word
2. Shouted racial epitaphs at passer-by's to let them know I was a true republican
3. Polished all my guns (JUST the ACTUAL guns mind you)
4. Got onto a big oil forum and had a meaningful chat with some executives of Haliburton and then lit a candle for Dick Cheney's health
5. Spat at a gay person
6. Brushed up on my old testament so as to be able to quote chapter and verse to the persons of color included in step #2
7. Prayed that Kelsey Grammer would continue to find work
You know, just normal republican stuff.
"...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)
“I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” ~ Nathan Hale (final words before being hanged by the British, September 22, 1776.)
If at first you don't succeed -- skydiving is not for you
That reminds me... gotta go to kommie korner (barnes and noble) this afternoon to swipe some korans to burn tomorrow.
if patchouli patty tries to stop me I'll smack her like a mexican leaf blower!
I got up early this morning and was feelin good. Thought I would have some fun. Reading all the replies is cracking me up. Now go ahead and laugh.
I tried to watch PBO this morning on TV but UM UM UM UM UM AH AH AH AH AH AH AH UM UM UM UM UM UM AH AH AH AH ALLA UM UM UM UM I lost interest. And I dont want to fund AQ by buying the book so I stopped by the book store and peed on one. I dont think the guy that was reading it is to happy with me though.
I'm a bad GOP'er because I watched Jon Stewart last night and was shocked to learn that Fox News selectively edits video to further their narrative.
Of course, I'm a bad Democrat because I also thought the digs at Obama, Democrats and MSNBC being facetious and ineffective were hilarious.
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/th...ical-narrative
Starting at 5:30 you may never trust what you hear from Hannity again. It goes to show if you're watching MSNBC or Fox, you're not watching news, you're watching your own beliefs echoed back along partisan lines. It's as close to watching the truth as getting your news from Futurama.
Why is it that of all the politicians in office, I can count on one hand the number I know of that I believe are in it for the right reasons (out of all parties)
H.
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