It's been a productive morning for me:

1. Visited Sarah Palin's website and memorized each "new" word
2. Shouted racial epitaphs at passer-by's to let them know I was a true republican
3. Polished all my guns (JUST the ACTUAL guns mind you)
4. Got onto a big oil forum and had a meaningful chat with some executives of Haliburton and then lit a candle for Dick Cheney's health
5. Spat at a gay person
6. Brushed up on my old testament so as to be able to quote chapter and verse to the persons of color included in step #2
7. Prayed that Kelsey Grammer would continue to find work

You know, just normal republican stuff.