My Plan is simple. It involves a few of the seemingly endless amount of people who tell me "Candice if the Zombies ever come I'm coming to your house".

You see for years this annoyed the hell out of me and I would try and impress on them how important it is for them to prepare themselves and not rely on others (especially not me) until one night whilst looking through a book on the Chu Chi Tunnels I had an idea.....

My Plan is to actually admit a few of these folks who want to rely on me and put them to work. I have a couple stationary bikes and was thinking of hooking up alternators to them so riding the bikes could charge a few 12 volt deep cycle batteries. I'd also set up some kind of meter so we could guage how much they actually contribute and reward them with food/water/medicine by the Kilowatt Hour ! I imagine we could even go so far as to spare some power to give them a shock should the decide to slack off during "work hours".

Then again knowing most of the "Real Winners" I meet and that tell me their coming to my place I have serious doubts as to them actually being willing to go for this even if their lives depended on it.

(The above post is mostly a joke. If it is in poor taste I apologize. I've been up sick all night so yea, I apologize for any wharrgarble in above post)