Joke of the Day

**GilpinGuy** · 10-05-2018, 19:04

Did you know that Star Trek's Spock actually had three ears?
He had a left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.

**Irving** · 10-05-2018, 19:11

*Half the audience just teleported home.

LOL. Well done.

**GilpinGuy** · 10-09-2018, 17:31

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

(Sorry, I'm really into the dad jokes these days)

**ChickNorris** · 10-09-2018, 17:35

What do you get when you plant kisses?

Option #1. TULIPS

Option #2. HERPES

**ChickNorris** · 10-09-2018, 18:12

There are two types of people in this world:

1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

**ChickNorris** · 10-09-2018, 18:18

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because it'd be a chicken sedan if it had 4.

**68Charger** · 10-10-2018, 06:33

Originally Posted by ChickNorris

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because it'd be a chicken sedan if it had 4.

Ours has 3 doors, so that makes it a hatchback...

Pun intended, of course.

**ChickNorris** · 10-10-2018, 07:54

Originally Posted by 68Charger

Ours has 3 doors, so that makes it a hatchback...

Pun intended, of course.

**ChickNorris** · 10-09-2018, 20:51

Knock knock
.................Whos there?
Little old lady
................. Little old lady who?

I just taught you how to yodel!

Try it

**Justin** · 10-10-2018, 14:49

How can you tell when a hot pepper is angry?

They get jalapeno face.

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