Joke of the Day

[20eyes]

What did the left boob say to the right boob??


We better get some suport or people are guna think we are nuts

[Gunner]

Haha that made me laugh

[Irving]

Joke of the Day thread:

http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/showth...highlight=joke

[Gunner]

Well now I don't find it funny why did you not search for ajoke thread to begin with. Now I have been drug into this and I'm ubber pissed

[mcantar18c]

^ lol

[bigshane]

A new monk takes a vow of silence. He's silent for five years, and then he goes to the head monk. The head monk congratulates him on his acheivement, and offers a chance to say two words.

The monk utters, "Bed hard."

Five more years pass. Finally the monk sees the head monk again.
He is allowed two more words after these ten years. "Food bad."

Five years later, the monk is allowed to speak after a total of
fifteen years. His words: "I quit."

The Abbot replies, "Good Riddance! You've done nothing but bitch since you got here!"

[mcantar18c]

A new monk takes a vow of silence. He's silent for five years, and then he goes to the head monk. The head monk congratulates him on his acheivement, and offers a chance to say two words.

The monk utters, "Bed hard."

Five more years pass. Finally the monk sees the head monk again.
He is allowed two more words after these ten years. "Food bad."

Five years later, the monk is allowed to speak after a total of
fifteen years. His words: "I quit."

The Abbot replies, "Good Riddance! You've done nothing but bitch since you got here!"

Now are females allowed to become monks? And if so, can I sign a few up for it without their consent?

[TS12000]

Here's one I heard from some golfers:


What's the difference between a golfball and a g-spot?
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A man will spend more than three minutes searching for a golf ball

[JohnTRourke]

The Dark Side of Women

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day by finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale slashed by 75 percent in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang.

It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition in the ICU.

The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques.

She decided to get in a couple more shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital.

She saw the woman doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. The doctor glared at her and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip, didn't you!? I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in pain in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you'll ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care. And he will now be your career!"

The woman, overcome with guilt, broke down and sobbed.

The woman doctor chuckled and said, "I'm just messing with you. He's dead. Show me what you bought."

[Irving]

I tried searching for this thread, but could never find it. Thanks for bringing it up again!

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out on a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.

Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"

Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.

"What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre, the famous French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!"

She smiles and they start kissing.

When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.

"Pierre! What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie.

"I am Pierre, the famous French fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!"

They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.

Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"

Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.

Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre, the famous French fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!"