Quite the roll there, ChickNorris.
How do you throw a party in outer space?
You planet.
Quite the roll there, ChickNorris.
How do you throw a party in outer space?
You planet.
"The only real difference between the men and the boys, is the number and size, and cost of their toys."
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How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent?
She starts by saying, "A man once told me..."
Stella - my best girl ever.
11/04/1994 - 12/23/2010
Don't wanna get shot by the police?
"Stop Resisting Arrest!"
How do cooped hens stay fit ?
They eggs-ercise.
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Did you hear about the dog that was cut in half?
He was all right.
Who is the most popular gal at the nudist colony?
The gal who asks if anyone minds if she takes the last donut.
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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and an ancillary half a dozen donuts.
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Confucius once say... the best thing about having Alzheimer's is meeting new people each & every day.
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Is there a difference between a battery & a woman?
Yep, the positive.
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