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    Quite the roll there, ChickNorris.

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    How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent?

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    How do cooped hens stay fit ?

    They eggs-ercise.
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    Did you hear about the dog that was cut in half?

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    Who is the most popular gal at the nudist colony?

    The gal who asks if anyone minds if she takes the last donut.
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    Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

    The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and an ancillary half a dozen donuts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

    The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and an ancillary half a dozen donuts.
    I tired that trick once with Cheerios, all the girls laughed at me.
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    Haw haw haw?..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

    The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and an ancillary half a dozen donuts.
    Quote Originally Posted by Scanker19 View Post
    I tired that trick once with Cheerios, all the girls laughed at me.
    Ah, but the most popular girl turned (those) Cheerios into Nuts & Honey!

    Ba dum tss
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    Confucius once say... the best thing about having Alzheimer's is meeting new people each & every day.
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    Is there a difference between a battery & a woman?

    Yep, the positive.
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