Joke of the Day

[ChickNorris]

A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island.

One morning, the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and yelled
- Stop making love down there!

- What?s the matter with you? The husband said when the sailor climbed down.
- We weren?t making love.

- Sorry, said the sailor,
- From up there it looked like you were.

Every morning thereafter, the sailor scaled the same tree and yelled the same thing. Finally the husband decided to climb the tree and see for himself. With great difficulty, he made his way to the top. The husband says to himself,

- By golly he?s right! It DOES look like they?re making love down there!

[ChickNorris]

What did the cannibal say while eating a clown?

Anyone else think this tastes a little funny.

Ugh, terrible.

[Scanker19]

What did the cannibal say while eating a clown?

Anyone else think this tastes a little funny.

Ugh, terrible.

Two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer. One says to the other, ‘’does this taste funny to you?’’ The other cannibal says, ‘’no, not at all.’’

[ChickNorris]

A girl asks a boy: - How much do you love me?

The boy looks her in the eyes: - Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you.

The girl is confused: - But it's morning, there are no stars?

Boy nods.

[ChickNorris]

Knock knock

..............Who's there

Opportunity

.............. Bullsh*t

[ChickNorris]

Knock knock

............... Who's there?

Cook

............... Cook who?

Suspected you were a nutter.

[ChickNorris]

Knock knock

............... Who's there?

Deja

...............Deja who?




Knock knock.

[ChickNorris]

What is green & crys in the corner?

The incredible sulk.

[ChickNorris]

Where do you get virgin wool?


Fugly sheep.

[ChickNorris]

Why do cows wear bells?

Their horns don't work.