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  1. 11-13-2018, 15:14 #1
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    Forrest Gump's password?

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  2. 11-13-2018, 15:16 #2
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    Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice & laundry soap?

    Someone told her they were both concentrated.
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  3. 11-13-2018, 15:18 #3
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    What do you call a fish with no eyes?


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  4. 11-13-2018, 15:20 #4
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    Without geometry life would be just pointless.
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    What does a hipster weigh?


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    And the ever known....

    What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground beef

    Aka Dinner!
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    Ba dum tss....
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    If erotic is using a feather, what's kinky?


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    Why did the cookie cry?

    Because his dad was a wafer so long.
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    You will not believe what just happened... I walked into the loaf and jug to get a drink...When I walked up I noticed these 2 police officers watching some dude who was smoking while pumping gas.. I saw him & thought, "This guy didn't have any common sense & was he stupid ?!! With the cops right there too?! But anyway, I went in and got my drink. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming.. I looked outside and the dude's arm was on fire! He was swinging his arm and running around going crazy! I ran outside and the cops had put him on the ground and were putting the fire out with their coffees!! YES, THEIR COFFEES!...Then they put handcuffs on him and threw him in the police car.. I was thinking "He shouldn't have been smoking near the pump while getting gas!" But being the nosey person that I am, I asked the cops what they were arresting him for.. The cop looked me dead in my eyes and said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"
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