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  1. 11-14-2018, 16:59 #1
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    ^^^
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    Raising Quail and Other Self Reliance Ideas

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    Got me!
    Buying Randall Made Knives and Randall 1911 Pistols

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  3. 11-14-2018, 17:27 #3
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    Roses are red
    violets are blue,
    God made me pretty,
    what happened to you?
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    Remember when I rubbed you out?

    Genie: Don't say it like that...
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  5. 11-14-2018, 17:29 #5
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    What's got four legs and one arm?


    A Rottweiler. Good boy!
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    What did the letter O say to letter Q?


    Please put some pants on
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    I bet you're made of copper and tellurium, know why?

    Because you're so CuTe
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    Oh... and don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
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    Interesting fact, 69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
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    Where do you find a dog with no legs?

    Right where you left him.
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