Um, What?
Um, What?
My airstream has been stolen by dopers
The north pole is a euphemism
My airstream has been stolen by dopers
Q: How many soy boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they’ll just compliment the lightbulb and then get mad when it doesn’t screw...
I was paying the cashier for my Christmas tree when he asked:
Are you going to put that up yourself?
I said:
No, Dumba** I'm putting it up in the living room.
My airstream has been stolen by dopers
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph.
My airstream has been stolen by dopers
What do elves do after school?
Their gnome work.
My airstream has been stolen by dopers
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Because their days are numbered.
My airstream has been stolen by dopers
What do you call a reindeer with three eyes?
A reiiindeer.
My airstream has been stolen by dopers
What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off?
Limp Bizkit
My airstream has been stolen by dopers