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    Um, What?
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    The north pole is a euphemism
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    The north pole is a euphemism
    Wheels turning in my head here.... give me a minute....






    Where does Santa store his north pole?



    In the south hole!





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    Q: How many soy boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: None, they’ll just compliment the lightbulb and then get mad when it doesn’t screw...

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    I was paying the cashier for my Christmas tree when he asked:

    Are you going to put that up yourself?

    I said:

    No, Dumba** I'm putting it up in the living room.
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    What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

    Rude-olph.
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    What do elves do after school?

    Their gnome work.
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    Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?

    Because their days are numbered.
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    What do you call a reindeer with three eyes?

    A reiiindeer.
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    What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off?

    Limp Bizkit
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