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    What do you call a reindeer with three eyes?

    A reiiindeer.
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    What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off?

    Limp Bizkit
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    What do you call a bad xmas joke?

    Noe-lol
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    What do you call a blind reindeer?

    No eye deer
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    What says oh, oh, Oooh! ?

    Mrs. Claus
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    What does everyone get but no one wants for Christmas?

    Fat.
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    What doesn't Santa have any children?

    He wraps his present before he puts it in the box.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    What doesn't Santa have any children?

    He wraps his present before he puts it in the box.
    Because he only comes once a year.

    Because he comes down the chimney.

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    A boy scout says to his scout leader, "Sir, is this snake poisonous?"
    The scout leader says, "No, that snake's not poisonous at all." So the boy picks up the snake, which bites him and the boy starts to spasm and foam at the mouth as the other kids look on in horror.

    The scout leader says, "But that snake is venomous. Poison is ingested or absorbed, while venom is injected. Let's get it right next time, boys."
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    What doesn't Santa have any children?

    He wraps his present before he puts it in the box.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jamnanc View Post
    Because he only comes once a year.

    Because he comes down the chimney.
    Because he's immortal and doesn't want to pay for college 1,500 times.
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