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    Why did the cookie go to the doctor?



    Because he felt crumby.
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    This guy goes to a new bar and orders the special drink. He likes it so he orders a few more and gets wasted. The next day he comes in the bar and asks the bartender, “what was in the drink? I went home and blew chunks...”

    Bartenders says, “look it’s okay, we all throw up after drinking too much..”

    The guy says, “chunks is my dog...”
    Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Haw haw haw?..

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    Because our new refrigerator was taller than our old one, I told my wife I'd have to cut away part of an overhanging cabinet to make it fit.

    Not wanting to mess it up, I called a local radio home-fix-it program for advice. I was in the middle of getting the instructions when my wife burst into the room.

    "You won't believe this," she said, "but there's a guy on the radio with the same problem!"
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    You know how you keep a bunch of morons in suspense?
    The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    You know how you keep a bunch of morons in suspense?
    Yes we do know how..... Put Bert in round room and tell him there’s a dollar in the corner.....

    That was old when Moses was pushing stone blocks for the pyramids......
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    I will tell you guys later
    The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...

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    The guy who invented Spell Check died last week. May he rust in piss.

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    Whats the difference between a chickpea & a lentil?



    I don't know anyone who'd pay $200 to have a lentil on their face.
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    Ha!

    Is that from Jim Norton?
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