Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he felt crumby.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he felt crumby.
My airstream has been stolen by dopers
This guy goes to a new bar and orders the special drink. He likes it so he orders a few more and gets wasted. The next day he comes in the bar and asks the bartender, “what was in the drink? I went home and blew chunks...”
Bartenders says, “look it’s okay, we all throw up after drinking too much..”
The guy says, “chunks is my dog...”
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Haw haw haw?..
Because our new refrigerator was taller than our old one, I told my wife I'd have to cut away part of an overhanging cabinet to make it fit.
Not wanting to mess it up, I called a local radio home-fix-it program for advice. I was in the middle of getting the instructions when my wife burst into the room.
"You won't believe this," she said, "but there's a guy on the radio with the same problem!"
You know how you keep a bunch of morons in suspense?
The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...
Gun Control - seeking a Hardware solution for a Software problem...
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My T.P. wheeling and dealing feedback is here.
Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one, and it stinks more than mine.
Yo Homie, That my chainsaw ?
Pati, improbe et vince
I will tell you guys later
The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...
Gun Control - seeking a Hardware solution for a Software problem...
The guy who invented Spell Check died last week. May he rust in piss.
Whats the difference between a chickpea & a lentil?
I don't know anyone who'd pay $200 to have a lentil on their face.
My airstream has been stolen by dopers
Ha!
Is that from Jim Norton?
"There are no finger prints under water."
A tinkledrinker fan?