Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "And yesterday in Iraq, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Oh my god!" the President exclaims. "How could this have happened?!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "Rummy, you gotta level with me.... how many is a brazillion?"