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    Breaking News: Tennessee football practice was delayed nearly 2 hours yesterday after a player found a white substance on the practice field.
    Coach Jones immediately suspended practice and called in federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after the investigators decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

    I'm a UGA fan.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMBD2112 View Post
    Breaking News: Tennessee football practice was delayed nearly 2 hours yesterday after a player found a white substance on the practice field.
    Coach Jones immediately suspended practice and called in federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after the investigators decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

    I'm a UGA fan.....

    terrible terrible terrible i bet we do better than most people think
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMBD2112 View Post
    Breaking News: Tennessee football practice was delayed nearly 2 hours yesterday after a player found a white substance on the practice field.
    Coach Jones immediately suspended practice and called in federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after the investigators decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

    I'm a UGA fan.....
    This seems more appropriate for the Browns.

    I'm a Browns fan.........and still admit it

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