You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a terrorist with a knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock 19, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?


Democrat's Answer:

· Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

· Does the man look poor or oppressed?

· Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?

· Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

· Could we run away?

· Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

· What does the law say about this situation?

· Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

· Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

· Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

· Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

· If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

· Should I call 9-1-1?

· We need to raise taxes.

· Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

· I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

· This is all so confusing!



Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG!



Texan's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG!

Daughter: 'Nice group, Daddy!'
'Were those Gold Dots or the new Hornady's?!'

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that thing to the taxidermist!