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"There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
"The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."
Haha! Just never been a fan of sci-fi stuff!! Never seen the Matrix either!Originally Posted by wctriumph
Are you female? If not, WTF, over?
It's hard, in this era, for me to watch some of the original Star Trek episodes. When I was a kid, I couldn't tell good from bad acting, and everything was new. Being older, I better appreciate some of the ladies that were on the show.
As an engineer, I have a hard time watching Star Wars. Instead of losing myself in the story, I automatically switch to "why didn't they design the machine another way? Why are dinosaurs dragging a trebuchet behind a force field?"
And why did Kirk not contract an intergalactic STD ?
COPPER COATED MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.
When properly installed, it will instantly allow the terrorist to speak to God.
It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained
and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.
No Anesthetic is required. The implant is likely to be painless.
Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches or pains are extremely temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.
In most cases, you won't even notice it.
What do you yell when someone insults Donald Trump's wig?
"Oohhhhh, RUG BURN!"
"There are no finger prints under water."
Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Tread lightly my friend, tread lightly.Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Once upon a time, a Fighter Pilot asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said "NO!"
....and the Fighter Pilot flew F-18's, rode motorcycles, raced cars, hunted, fished, dated women half his age, drank and ate whatever he wanted, kept his house and guns, got promoted, and all his friends and family thought he was awesome, and he had tons of money in the bank...
...and he always left the toilet seat up.
The End.
A seal walked into a club.
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....
#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun
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