A newlywed couple, John and Mary were on their honeymoon. They had just entered their hotel room when John began to remove his trousers.

"Oh my good Lord John what happened to your knees?" Mary gasped at the sight of John's severely bowed legs.

To which John replied; "Well my dear Mary at a young age I contracted 'kneasles' nothing to fear though I'm quite healthy I assure you."

John then began to remove his boxer briefs and as they hit the carpeted floor Mary exclaimed "Damn it John you never told me you had a case of the small-cox!"