Ted was a cowboy. Ted HATED English lit. Ted also had a girl friend who wanted him to have more culture so he was in English lit. Ted also didn't care much for the class dweeb who always had answers for the questions. One day in class the professor assigned everyone a short poem including the word "Timbuktu". Ted's thinking "Timbuktu? Are you shitting me?" When he sees the dweeb scribbling furiously away. Ted thinks "Screw this! I'll show everyone I can write poetry, too!". Despite Ted's best efforts the dweeb finishes first and raises his hand. The professor asks him to stand and read his poem :
Across the burning desert sands came two Arab caravans, camels laden, two-by-two, destination - Timbuktu!.
The professor congratulated him and noticed that Ted had his hand up and called on him. Ted stood and cleared his throat.
"Tim and I a-hunting went. We spied three hookers in a tent. Since they were three and we were two, I bucked one and Tim bucked two."
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