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    The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school.

    One day he made the teacher quite surprised.
    He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking."
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    Why aren't little girls known for farting?

    The don't get A**holes until they're Married.

    Meh
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    What do you call a Nanny with implants?

    A faux pair
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    Why did the tomato blush?


    He saw the salad dressing.
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    What do hillbillies do for fun?

    Pump kin.
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    What's worse than a cardboard box?

    Paper jugs
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    What's the difference between a dog & a fox?

    7 shots of jagermeister
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    What should you do if you find your spouse staggering around?

    Aim higher
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    Why do doctors smack a baby's behind just after being born?

    To knock the nub off the smart/dumb ones.
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    What is the best thing to come out of Wales?

    The M4
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