Joke of the Day

[ChickNorris]

Knock knock

............... Who's there?

Cook

............... Cook who?

Suspected you were a nutter.

[ChickNorris]

Knock knock

............... Who's there?

Deja

...............Deja who?




Knock knock.

[ChickNorris]

What is green & crys in the corner?

The incredible sulk.

[ChickNorris]

Where do you get virgin wool?


Fugly sheep.

[ChickNorris]

Why do cows wear bells?

Their horns don't work.

[ChickNorris]

What do you call a bump, that some folks call a Mountain?

Hill-arious

[ChickNorris]

Why should you go to a acquaintance's funeral?

I don't know because they won't be at yours.

[ChickNorris]

What cup of tea can vary in flavor from very bitter to sweet?

Realitea

[ChickNorris]

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

Investigator

Meh...

[ChickNorris]

When the ship fell ill, what did it do?

Went to the dock.