I have got that in an email before too! too damn funny!
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As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director
to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or
friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky
back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and,
being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.
I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone
and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew
left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for
being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault
lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to
play.
The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out
my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like
I've never played before for this homeless man. And as I played 'Amazing
Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together.
When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my
head hung low, my heart was full. As I opened the door to my car, I heard
one of the workers say, "I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been
putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
Apparently I'm still lost..
Stella - my best girl ever.
11/04/1994 - 12/23/2010
Don't wanna get shot by the police?
"Stop Resisting Arrest!"
Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella? Fo Drizzle.
Who are you to want to escape a thugs bullet? That is only a personal prejudice, ( Atlas Shrugged)
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What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?
BLEEEEACH.
"There are no finger prints under water."
How do you make Lady Gaga mad? Poker face.
Who are you to want to escape a thugs bullet? That is only a personal prejudice, ( Atlas Shrugged)
"Those that don't watch the old media are uninformed, those that do watch the old media are misinformed." - Mark Twain
I wish my grass was more emo. That way it would cut itself.
Who are you to want to escape a thugs bullet? That is only a personal prejudice, ( Atlas Shrugged)
"Those that don't watch the old media are uninformed, those that do watch the old media are misinformed." - Mark Twain
I want to go down on you and make you real happy. Then I want to come back up slowly and fuck you good and hard. Sincerely, Gas Prices.
Who are you to want to escape a thugs bullet? That is only a personal prejudice, ( Atlas Shrugged)
"Those that don't watch the old media are uninformed, those that do watch the old media are misinformed." - Mark Twain
Less of a joke than it should be...filled the front tank on the pickup today...$54...Originally Posted by DOC
Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...
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ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?
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