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    Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella? Fo Drizzle.
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    How do you make Lady Gaga mad? Poker face.
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    I wish my grass was more emo. That way it would cut itself.
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    I want to go down on you and make you real happy. Then I want to come back up slowly and fuck you good and hard. Sincerely, Gas Prices.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOC View Post
    I want to go down on you and make you real happy. Then I want to come back up slowly and fuck you good and hard. Sincerely, Gas Prices.
    Less of a joke than it should be...filled the front tank on the pickup today...$54...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TFOGGER View Post
    Less of a joke than it should be...filled the front tank on the pickup today...$54...
    Its BS that's for sure. They say its from trouble in Egypt but those guys would jack up prices for any reason that seems plausible or not.
    A snow storm in Ohio makes it cold they jack up prices.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOC View Post
    Its BS that's for sure. They say its from trouble in Egypt but those guys would jack up prices for any reason that seems plausible or not.
    A snow storm in Ohio makes it cold they jack up prices.

    Egypt exports no oil

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