Joke of the Day

[n8tive97]

*LITTLE GIRL ON AN AIRPLANE*

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an
airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to
talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation
with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book,little
replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to
talk about?"

“Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why
there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after
death?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but
let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a
deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes
little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but
a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no
idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel
qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven
or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

[mcantar18c]

*LITTLE GIRL ON AN AIRPLANE*

I just posted that one on the last page... probably one of my favorites


The skunk has replaced the Eagle as the new symbol for the President.
It is half black, half white, and everything it does stinks.

[n8tive97]

I just posted that one on the last page... probably one of my favorites


The skunk has replaced the Eagle as the new symbol for the President.
It is half black, half white, and everything it does stinks.

Sorry.... I will use that the next time I get that challenge from an atheist.

[mcantar18c]

Sorry.... I will use that the next time I get that challenge from an atheist.

As will I... no worries, it was good to read it again.

[mcantar18c]

A southern West Virginia preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am offended and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family."

No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.