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As a bunch of paratroopers were boarding my C-130...
One of them shouted...
"Airborne... till death do us part!"
I responded...
"That can be arranged!"
No further comments...
Soon, I had the plane all to myself...
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A man goes into Barnes & Noble bookstore and asks the young lady at the service counter . . .
"Do you have the new book out for men with short penises? I can't remember the title"
She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."
The man said, "That's the one, I'll take a copy."
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So this baby seal walks into a club... Okay, I know that was just wrong!!!
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"I have to return some video tapes"
Originally Posted by Graves
Funny regardless... terrible, but funny!
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
"There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
"The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."
So a new prison inmate is in the "yard" with several of the other inmates when he's asked the obvious question: So, what'd you do to end up in here?"
The new inmate responds "Nothing, I just wanted to move to a new place with lots of bars nearby."
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A fish swims into a concrete wall and says, "Dam."
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11/04/1994 - 12/23/2010
Don't wanna get shot by the police?
"Stop Resisting Arrest!"
A baby seal walks into a club
Celine Dion walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey...
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
You know why a woman's work is never done?
Because she doesn't get up early enough.
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