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A new truck driver is rolling down the highway when he feels a bump. He pulls over and checks his rig, then calls into dispatch. "I have hit a pig and he is stuck under my truck. What shall I do?"
Dispatch tells him to throw the pig into the trailer and bring it in so they can decide what to do.
He then asks, "What shall I do with his motorcycle???"
Brian H
Longmont CO
"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do."
I saw that one comming!Thats Bad! But I like it.
Fake. No truck driver uses the word "shall."
"There are no finger prints under water."
You never heard them say "I need to gas up."Originally Posted by Irving
"Are you going to conaco?"
"Nope Shall."
Who are you to want to escape a thugs bullet? That is only a personal prejudice, ( Atlas Shrugged)
"Those that don't watch the old media are uninformed, those that do watch the old media are misinformed." - Mark Twain
Haha!
"There are no finger prints under water."
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the front door??
........Matt.
and if he's hanging on the wall???????
Art
or in the ocean?
Bob
Brian H
Longmont CO
"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do."
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