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    Fake. No truck driver uses the word "shall."
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Fake. No truck driver uses the word "shall."
    You never heard them say "I need to gas up."
    "Are you going to conaco?"
    "Nope Shall."
    Who are you to want to escape a thugs bullet? That is only a personal prejudice, ( Atlas Shrugged)
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    Haha!
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the front door??
















    ........Matt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TriggerHappy View Post
    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the front door??
















    ........Matt.
    and if he's hanging on the wall???????

    Art

    or in the ocean?

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