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  1. 09-20-2010, 21:03 #21
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    is your wife cute? I could come over and ....... Never mind I'm shooting blanks now anyway.


    Unless you are Donald Trump you will never be financially ready. If you are stressing about it that can make it worse.

    The baby will come along when it's the worst possible time. They have impeccable timing.

    When it happens spend as much time as you can with them. My son just turned 11, my daughters are not far behind. Man am i getting old. He will be off to college and out of the house before I know it.
    Self control: The minds ability to override the body's urge to beat the living sh.. out of some ass.... who desperately deserves it.

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    Second rule of trouble shooting:

    Is the right wire in the right hole?


    HAHAHHAAHHAHAHHA


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    That's a good point. You'll never be "ready." You might think that you will be, but you won't be. So much so, that I almost recommend not even trying to be ready, but not quite.
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    are you saying he should roll her over?
    Self control: The minds ability to override the body's urge to beat the living sh.. out of some ass.... who desperately deserves it.

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    You have kids you will discover why animals eat their young......


    Seriously though-I would not trade mine for the world (2 boys).
    Maybe you are trying too hard. Stress will affect such things and just quit trying so hard and worrying so much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theGinsue View Post
    He may not drink now, but once he becomes a father........
    Quote Originally Posted by Stuart View Post
    I have a book called "Daddy Needs a Drink."

    Oh man... you know, you guys aren't the first to tell me that! HAHAHA.

    Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post
    I think he meant ON...

    Like, use it as a motor scooter

    Plan the purchase of anything that would not be appropriate for a Baby seat.
    works every time
    Hmmm... Think I'll plan to buy that Dodge Viper that I can't fit into anyways! lol. Well I plan on buying an HK Mp5 or a M16 sooner or later, will that work? Can't really put a baby seat on one of those!! lol.

    Quote Originally Posted by rockhound View Post
    is your wife cute? I could come over and ......
    I happen to think she's smoking hot. You're more than welcome to come over, but she can handle her own so don't blame me is she kicks your butt! lol. I got no worries in that department! lol.


    Quote Originally Posted by Seamonkey View Post
    Second rule of trouble shooting:

    Is the right wire in the right hole?

    Wait! What?! Damn, you mean I've been doin' it wrong?! lol.


    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    You have kids you will discover why animals eat their young......
    And again, not the first person to say that!! Ha.
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    BigBear- just keep poking fun at her and eventually she will take you seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    BigBear- just keep poking fun at her and eventually she will take you seriously.

    I'm sorry, I don't follow. We both want kids, not just me.

    Or is that a metaphorical suggestion to keep poking her?.... hmmm... I'm about to get myself in trouble! HAHA.
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  9. 09-21-2010, 13:05 #29
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    Metaphor there Bear......,

    Given enough ammo eventually you will get a Bullseye!
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    We tried for twelve years, gave up, and spent three more years adopting this one from China. Best damn thing I ever did.

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