bad joke of the day 9-21-10

[henpecked]

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese guy are hired at a construction site.


The foreman points out a huge pile of sand.


He says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping.'


To the Scotsman he says, 'You're in charge of shovelling.'


And to the Chinese guy, 'You're in charge of supplies.'



He then says, 'Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you men to make a dent
in that pile of sand.'



So when the foreman returns after being away for a couple of hours the pile of sand is
untouched.



He asks the Italian, 'Why didn't you sweep any of it?'


The Italian replies, 'I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinesea fella he a wasa ina
charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere.'


Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, 'And you, I thought I told you to
shovel this pile.'


The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah could nae get meself a shoovel.
Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldna fin' him neither.'


The foreman is really angry now. He storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the
Chinese guy.


Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells,

"SUPPLIES!!! !"
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I did warn you that it was "bad joke of the day"

[henpecked]

since I know you want more................


A Chinese guy goes to the doctor, “doctor my vision is getting bad, things are cloudy and I can't see very well when I drive” the doctor takes a look and says “I think I've found the problem, you have a cataract” the Chinese guy says “no, I drive a rinkin”

[henpecked]

What do you do when your wife has an epileptic fit in the bath?


Throw in your washing..........

[BushMasterBoy]

When we were kids...we were so poor...we had to jerk off the dog...to feed the cat...

[steveopia]

A man and a kid are walking through the forest.

The kid says to the man "It's really dark and scary out here."

The man say "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."




Not cool Steve . . . . not cool.

[ronaldrwl]

Well, at least the thread title was truthfull

A man and a kid are walking through the forest.

The kid says to the man "It's really dark and scary out here."

The man say "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."


Not cool Steve . . . . not cool.

Yikes

[TFOGGER]

Mama Mole, Papa Mole, and Baby Mole all live in a little hole. One morning Papa Mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air, and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!" Then Mama Mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air, and says, "Yum! I smell strawberry jam!" Then Baby Mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but he can't because Mama and Papa Mole are both in the way. He whines, "Jeez, all I can smell is molasses!"

[Byte Stryke]

Mama Mole, Papa Mole, and Baby Mole all live in a little hole. One morning Papa Mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air, and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!" Then Mama Mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air, and says, "Yum! I smell strawberry jam!" Then Baby Mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but he can't because Mama and Papa Mole are both in the way. He whines, "Jeez, all I can smell is molasses!"

[theGinsue]

Now,. I know this applies to me as much as anyone else here, but I'm now certain that this applies to the entire population of this site (with the possible exception of PPP): WE ALL NEED THERAPY!

[68Charger]

Now,. I know this applies to me as much as anyone else here, but I'm now certain that this applies to the entire population of this site (with the possible exception of PPP): WE ALL NEED THERAPY!

What? you mean this (and popping bubble wrap) isn't therapy?