UFO's hovering over ICBM weapon sights

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Washington Post, Tuesday, Sept. 28, 2010

John Kelly's Washington
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National Press Club Sept. 27, 2010

" ..... if I remained unconvinced by the presention on how UFO's have been systematically hovering over our country's nuclear missiles and occasionally disabling them, perhaps as a warning to humankind, perhaps as part of some sort of anthropology project......

The press conference was open only to credentialed media and to congressional staff; like "John Bailey" from the House Armed Services Committee.

UFO researcher Robert Hastings was behind a lectern, facing 8 cameras.There were four men to his left, three to his right. These men were all retired from the U.S. Air Force and had all signed affidavits attesting to what they had witnessed. Their claims were strikingly similar: In 1967, Air Force ICBM crews, locked deep in their bunkers, recieved panicked phone calls from topside security guards who reported unusual lights in the sky.
Hastings said that because similar incidents had occurred in the Soviet Union----as attested to in declassified KGB files----it was not the Russians messing us or us messing with the Russians.
Most of the witnesses had not seen anything, just spoken to someone who had seen something. {"I said, 'Make sure nothing comes inside the perimeter fence,' " said Robert Salas, who at the time was at Malmstrom Air Force Base in Montana.}
But a few had. The UFO that Pat McDonough saw when part of an Air Force geodetic survey team in 1966 was round and about 300 feet in diameter. A light shone down from the craft, and McDonough was afraid he might be beamed up.
The UFO that Bruce Fenstermacher saw in 1976 near Warren Air Force Base in Wyoming was "shaped like a pregnant cigar." He said that the day after his sighting he approached an officer to ask what had happened.
"He said:'It's Top Secret.It didn't happen.' I wanted to say, which is it? Top Secret or it didn't happen.
"Do you have a question?" Hastings ask.
"Are you aware ,"the man said, "that the NSA was partially founded to monitor aliens?"
Hastings said he has heard the rumors about the NSA. And the CIA.

kellyj@washpost.com


Sorry about the title misspelling when sights should have sites.

[Elhuero]

When I was a teen I was very interested in UFO's, bigfoot, the loch ness monster, ghosts, etc.

Now I won't believe it until one lands in front of me and an alien hops out and says hello.

[Mtn.man]

When I was a teen I was very interested in UFO's, bigfoot, the loch ness monster, ghosts, etc.

Now I won't believe it until one lands in front of me and an alien hops out and says hello.

Theyre all right here on our forum.

[TFOGGER]

The aliens don't want us to have ICBMs because it would ruin the fishing

[ChunkyMonkey]

Now I won't believe it until one lands in front of me and an alien hops out and says hello.

DO YOU BELIEVE NOW?

[theGinsue]

Nano Nano


(I'm guessing that only the older crowd will understand that)

[Mtn.man]

OK Mork. A Boulder thing.

[Byte Stryke]

Nano Nano


(I'm guessing that only the older crowd will understand that)

Nanoo Nanoo
or
Nanu Nanu


"Nano" is Very Small


I am now done urinating

[roberth]

Take me to your leader.

This reminds me of a conversation I overheard in a local gun shop about how the Flatirons south of Boulder were 'built' by the USG, oh and Cheyenne Mountain is fake too. There are armed guards at the Flatirons and these armed guards have accosted hikers asking them 'What are you doing here?!'. Of course all heads nodded in agreement except mine, I bought what I wanted and left.

There is a conspiracy behind everything if you look hard enough.

[waxthis]

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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