Cool bacon is their Kryptonite, so you can save some $$ with BACON.
Cool bacon is their Kryptonite, so you can save some $$ with BACON.
I hate Halloween because it takes time and money that I don't have and am usually unwilling to contribute when I do have it. However, I was thinking that instead of being that lazy banana that someone always goes as every year, I'd be a strip of bacon.
*Don't worry if you are the banana guy, it is way better than any pirate, nurse, or other "occupation" costume.
"There are no finger prints under water."