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    Stamp Licker/Whore TriggerHappy's Avatar
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    Default Know your rules!

    Here are some rules to live by when the zombie apacolypse arrives:
    1. cardio
    2. double tap
    3. beware of bathrooms
    4. seatbellts
    5. travel light
    6. don't be a hero
    7. limber up
    8. when in doubt, know your way out
    9. the buddy system
    10. check the backseat
    11. enjoy the little things

    Feel free to add to the list!

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    Don't trust your girlfriend if she's been out of sight.
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    Great movie! Got me a lever action because of it!

    You forgot...

    Rule 8. Kill with efficient
    Rule 7. Keep the dumb dumbs close at hand
    Rule 10. Be quiet
    Rule 19. Blend in
    Rule 20. Find the right shelter
    Rule 21. Zombie can't climb...
    Rule 22. Be ruthless
    Rule 23. God bless red necks! "...Rednecks are loud, brash, well armed and ready to kick ass now and ask questions later. " <--- my fav!
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    It doesn't matter how many rifles you buy...they're still cheaper than one wife, in the long run.
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    Link with the 32 Zombieland rules and explanation of each: http://thebookoftj.com/home/theblog/...of-zombieland/

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    So old he can't get it up twitchyfinger's Avatar
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    I agree great movie! The reason I changed my profile pic last night and in honor of Halloween of course. One Zombie I would like to go after for sure!

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    DSB, Monky, & Spyder's Main Squeeze patrick0685's Avatar
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    haha, it was a pretty funny movie

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