tailgating

[patrick0685]

i was bored last night, found this and had to post it:

[opie011]

Made me laugh but damn that's messed up!

[Seamonkey]

HA!
I've been getting more and more tweaked by tail gators, usually they are in a bling bling vehicle, texting, eating, talking to someone or all the above.

They would freak out if I put a gun to their head yet they can point a 3-4,000 pound mass of metal at me at 70 mph and not care.

Think a shotgun slug into their engine block would work?

[Byte Stryke]

you guys seriously scare me

[BigBear]

you guys seriously scare me

My sentiments exactly..... after I got done laughing! HAHA.

[Ah Pook]

Somebody hanging out on the PBB?

[patrick0685]

Made me laugh but damn that's messed up!

these were honestly my thoughts too, but i knew some of you guys would like it. i still laugh just thinking about it though.

[theGinsue]

That's fantastic. Of course, I'll never try it because I wouldn't want ht liability for how they react, but the image will run through my mind now every time a tailgater is upon me.

I don't know what it is lately, but I've had tons of tailgaters and people pulling so close up to me at stops that I wouldn't be able to squeeze me body between the vehicles.

After a couple of tries at taping on the brakes to let 'em know I want them to back off, I continue by passive-agressively slowing down. Thge way I've got it figured is that they can rear-end me @ 55 or 60 and we'd both be lucky to get out of it alive, or they can rear-end me at 30 and we should both have a chance to survive.

I used to know a Harley rider (out in Massachusetts) who rode with a bag of ball bearings in his jacket pocket. When he'd get tailgated he'd drop a ball bearing and it'd bounce off the pavement - often times into the windshield of the tailgater. Nothing ever happened to him, but he was on a bike and wasn't as easy to identify as someone in a car would have been. Thus, he was never caught. Me, I'd get arrested the first time.

[2ndChildhood]

I always thought a compressed air tube shooting a yogurt container onto their windshield would do nicely. Never got stupid enough to try it though.

[Irving]

Remote controlled box full of sharpened jacks or roofing nails, located just under your rear bumper ought to suffice.