bad joke of the day 9-21-10

[henpecked]

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese guy are hired at a construction site.


The foreman points out a huge pile of sand.


He says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping.'


To the Scotsman he says, 'You're in charge of shovelling.'


And to the Chinese guy, 'You're in charge of supplies.'



He then says, 'Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you men to make a dent
in that pile of sand.'



So when the foreman returns after being away for a couple of hours the pile of sand is
untouched.



He asks the Italian, 'Why didn't you sweep any of it?'


The Italian replies, 'I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinesea fella he a wasa ina
charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere.'


Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, 'And you, I thought I told you to
shovel this pile.'


The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah could nae get meself a shoovel.
Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldna fin' him neither.'


The foreman is really angry now. He storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the
Chinese guy.


Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells,

"SUPPLIES!!! !"
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I did warn you that it was "bad joke of the day"

[henpecked]

since I know you want more................


A Chinese guy goes to the doctor, “doctor my vision is getting bad, things are cloudy and I can't see very well when I drive” the doctor takes a look and says “I think I've found the problem, you have a cataract” the Chinese guy says “no, I drive a rinkin”

[henpecked]

What do you do when your wife has an epileptic fit in the bath?


Throw in your washing..........

[BushMasterBoy]

When we were kids...we were so poor...we had to jerk off the dog...to feed the cat...

[steveopia]

A man and a kid are walking through the forest.

The kid says to the man "It's really dark and scary out here."

The man say "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."




Not cool Steve . . . . not cool.

[ronaldrwl]

Well, at least the thread title was truthfull

A man and a kid are walking through the forest.

The kid says to the man "It's really dark and scary out here."

The man say "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."


Not cool Steve . . . . not cool.

Yikes

[jake]

That one of my all time favorite jokes

My sense of humor is pretty dark.

[roberth]

I like all those jokes.

Do you have any puns to go with them?

[henpecked]

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs that you bury in your backyard?

Heidi.

[BigBear]

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs that you bury in your backyard?

Heidi.

What do you call a quadpalegic in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What do you call a quadpalegic in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a quadpalegic on your doorstep?

Matt.

Yadda, yadda, I had a a paralegic tell me those! Way to keep a positive attitude! HAHA.