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  1. 11-04-2010, 22:50 #1
    Bailey Guns
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    Ever since the media picked up the story that my dog is a little less than friendly, my phone won't stop ringing. I'm therefore forced to make thispublic statement:

    Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving questions about my dog. I admit he mauled 3 Muslims sitting on a rug next to my back wall, 6 illegals wearing Obama t-shirts, 4 wearing Pelosi t-shirts, 2 rappers, 5 phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English, 9 teenagers with their pants hanging down past their ass-cracks, 8 customer service desk people speaking in broken English, 10 flag burners and a Pakistani taxi driver.

    So for the last time.......






    THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!
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  2. 11-04-2010, 23:03 #2
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    Lololol
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    Haha I love it.
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  4. 11-05-2010, 05:34 #4
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    good one
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    lmao
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  6. 11-05-2010, 06:17 #6
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    You have used the word sale therefor you must put a price on it. If you would just stay out of the public eye these things would not happen.
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  7. 11-05-2010, 06:58 #7
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    Great karma, count me in
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  8. 11-05-2010, 07:51 #8
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    nice one
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    +1 mil!!!!
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  10. 11-05-2010, 09:15 #10
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    thats a great way to start Friday. thx
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