That's a damn shame. Sure, all the mexican kids will have their mexican flags so we can't have a kid with an American flag, now can we? That's just insensitive. The mexican kids have to be able to have their flags without the distraction of the flag of the country they're in on their made-up holiday in our damn country.

Hey, while we're at it, why don't we just ban the display of the US flag entirely? I'm sure it offends all sorts of people, like the Taliban and Al Qaeda and all those Mexicans and all sorts of other prospective liberal/socialist voters.

That, or we could shove a flag with a full size regulation flagpole straight up that superintendant's backside, all the way. Let's use a mexican flag....