Dear Vail,

[Scanker19]

I hate you and your large apartment style, inaccessible euro-style crappy town. Trying to find somewhere to park to eat your overprice food is like (quoting Peter Puppy on Earthworm Jim) "peeling my skin off and rolling around in salt"

Don't be ashamed of Mcdonalds and other commercial places, you don't have to hide their signs, people like me will find them.

Why would you charge me 3 dollars for carry out?

Don't call or write any more.

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul,
Jordan

P.S. your Ice Skating Sucks.

P.P.S. I hate skiing.

[BigBear]

3/10

-3 for lack of vulgarities and copius amounts of exclamation marks
-3 for proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation
-1 for being polite while trying to rant

Good try though.

[soco11]

The solution? Don't go to or give your business to outrageously priced, super-snob, high-falutin', tourist-attracting, celebrity hot-house towns! Keep it real!

[Scanker19]

Had to in this situation, wasn't there for pleasure. People wonder why i don't like the skiing culture. Its like a year around carnival.

I feel bad for people that live there, year 'round


and for big bear,
Ass, Fuck, Balls. Stoopid Sity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

[Zundfolge]

Pfft

Vail ain't a REAL town ... its just a creation of Vail Resorts Inc ... so its like complaining about the price of hot dogs at Disneyland.

Honestly I'm surprised they don't charge admission (maybe I shouldn't give them any ideas).

[soco11]

Honestly I'm surprised they don't charge admission (maybe I shouldn't give them any ideas).

That'll be next...in part to keep out the middle-class scum like us!

[ChunkyMonkey]

Are you guys bored at work?

[SNAFU]

You guys really need to get the fukng names right.,,Bail and ASSpen.

[rondog]

Bunch of spoiled brats up there. Money doesn't buy intelligence. Almost $100 for a lift ticket, amazing. Never impressed with Vail's slopes.

For my money the PRB or Peoples Republic of Boulder is still the worst town by a longshot. Vail/Aspen suffer from money. Boulder suffers from much more than that: liberalism, tree huggerism, elitism, stupidity, CU (went there for a bit so I can bitch about it), twitism. I avoid that town every chance I get. Won't say what I do but I leave a bit of anarchy every time I get stuck going thru that town. If only they would cecede from this state...

Tor

When we drive through Boulder we roll down the windows and blow smoke out into their air.

[Byte Stryke]

When we drive through Boulder we roll down the windows and blow smoke out into their air.

Back in the day when I did Tile, I was in Boulder (im)proper at a city counselmans property. I was cited for smoking in public while sitting on my tailgate. (back when I Still smoked)
I Readjusted the contract to reflect the additional 48 hours it was going to take me to drive in and out of the county for my smoke breaks as well as the subsequent cost increases.
The councilman took the ticket to a judge and claimed "private property" on his behalf.
Fucking hypocrites.