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    I don't know if anyone posted this yet, but I am really curious of what would actually happen or what one of those awesome TSA screeners would do if they actually found something during a "pat down"

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    I'm going to wrecklessly predict that the TSA is a solution without a problem, and the longer it exists, the more likely people will be to turn into home grown terrorists because of it. Then once that happens, the TSA will say, "See? We told you so!"

    Of course, most American's are far too squishy in the middle to do anything like that, especially me. Oh how I'd love to knee a 7-11 clerk, I mean TSA agent, right in the fucking mouth as he was feeling around inside my underwear. But I wouldn't love being arrested, having the shit kicked out of me, being thrown in prison, being a felon, and further losing additional rights, just for defending myself against an unjust practice in the first place. Remember my comment about what recourse do you have against your rights being violated by the agents of the government? None.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KevDen2005 View Post
    I don't know if anyone posted this yet, but I am really curious of what would actually happen or what one of those awesome TSA screeners would do if they actually found something during a "pat down"

    I'll let you know, when I down a bottle of Viagra and opt out of the X-ray machine next time I fly.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stuart View Post
    I doubt it will. It will hurt the airlines, but not the TSA. I don't understand why the airlines are throwing an absolute fit over the existence of the TSA in the first place. Is it just as bad to get onto a train or bus?
    ya with the airlines bitching enough, and the FAA mad about delayed flights maybe TSA would get there life together

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    If you experience an erection lasting 4 hours or more,,,, run to your airport hang a flag on it and hit the pat down line.
    Show America you are not afraid to get a gov. feeley.


    Also if in the event of a pat down while they are down there it wouldn't hurt to let a squeaky out...

    Super I think i smell a bomb.

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    At DIA the controllers have to pass through security every day, just think you could be getting your junk grabbed everyday as part of your job...lucky

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stuart View Post
    I'll let you know, when I down a bottle of Viagra and opt out of the X-ray machine next time I fly.
    I was merely thinking about reading a Playboy before going through the xray machine, but that's thinking!!!

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    you think i told them i was gay they would give me a lady agent?

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