TSA pat-downs.

[henpecked]

Top TSA SlogansCan't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.

Grope discounts available.

If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first.

Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.

Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.

Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.

Wanna fly? Drop your fly.

We've handled more balls than Barney Frank

We are now free to move about your pants

We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.

It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.

When in doubt, we make you whip it out.

TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'

You WERE a virgin. We handle more packages than the USPS

[Byte Stryke]

Everyday we become less American, and less free, and we sit by and let it happen in the name of Security.
Wake the hell up.

Ben Franklin said something like "He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither."

Bingo

This, I am on this side

http://www.9news.com/news/article.as...4269&catid=339

"I really don't know who marked the box and said, 'Yes, now let's really touch them.' Let's turn from feeling where they would go on the back of their hand and going down - now they're doing full frontal, where they run their hands over your breasts, they will cup your breast, they're going inside your collar," Briles said. "If anyone pulled what TSA is doing, they would be sued and fired for just blatant sexual harassment."

I Applied for a job at the TSA... was scheduled to work and everything untill the told me that you have to grope the ugly ones too

[TFOGGER]

Next time I fly, I'm wearing a kilt.




With traditional undergarment(or lack thereof).




That'll teach 'em.....

[Irving]

I think it's just a matter of time before real world images start being leaked. Remember, the TSA has *never* stopped a terrorist.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Security_theater

I was just going to ask about this. TSA has never stopped a terrorist that I can remember, yet they just keep getting worse and worse. Fuck the TSA and fuck anyone who doesn't see that.

[KevDen2005]

I was just going to ask about this. TSA has never stopped a terrorist that I can remember, yet they just keep getting worse and worse. Fuck the TSA and fuck anyone who doesn't see that.

Relax Stuart, Relax...

And remember, you can't say "Bomb" on a plane!

[Irving]

Nope. No relaxing here. The TSA is completely worthless. I won't even apply for a job with them.

[KevDen2005]

Nope. No relaxing here. The TSA is completely worthless. I won't even apply for a job with them.

I never said they weren't worthless. When I was on active duty I used to get several one-way tickets because it was cheaper or I was moving vehicles or something like that. Everytime I had to be taken aside and searched extra (which is painful....j/k). I always thought, wow, I must really look like a terrorist....with my active duty military ID, High and tight haircut, and dress greens on.

So yes, the TSA is ridiculous...I am just saying relax, don't want you to have a heart attack

[Irving]

You can't make me.

[patrick0685]

Nope. No relaxing here. The TSA is completely worthless.

i agree, TSA is a joke, they are power hungry and do nothing, if everyone refuses the delays that it will cause could make them rethink their ideas

[Irving]

I doubt it will. It will hurt the airlines, but not the TSA. I don't understand why the airlines are throwing an absolute fit over the existence of the TSA in the first place. Is it just as bad to get onto a train or bus?