Anton, any time! I'll totally make yours say McLovin' Jihad-sauce Windsor Helmsley III.(Of course I say it all in good fun.) We can run theories all day, but I'd say why not just let EVERYONE carry on board?
Oh, for fuck's sake. Profiling extends a little further than just what someone looks like. Or their name. That's just a place to start...not the ending.
Stella - my best girl ever.
11/04/1994 - 12/23/2010
Don't wanna get shot by the police?
"Stop Resisting Arrest!"
And another thing. Why the FUCK do the pilots have to go through this shit. What the hell do they need to smuggle a box cutter onto a plane for when they have the controls! They don't need any weapons on board, they can just fly the plane into the ground if they wanted to commit a terrorist act.
I propose a change to the old cliche, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
From now on it should be something along the lines of, "I'm from the government and I'm here to sexually assault you, take more than what I should from your pay to give to others who may or may not deserve it, subject you to continual constitutional rights violations and generally fuck things up for you and yours for generations to come...all in the name of safety and equality, of course."
Stella - my best girl ever.
11/04/1994 - 12/23/2010
Don't wanna get shot by the police?
"Stop Resisting Arrest!"
As far as groping pilots goes...
EgyptAir Flight 990 Air "Accident" Brief
He didn't need a boxcutter.