Well, here I am sitting in DIA and 4 out of my last 5 flights I have been selected for the "additional" screening. Yup, my Irish ancestory must have made me look like a potentail terrorist. Not one of those 4 times have they told me I had a choice to get a pat-down...I wouldn't take one cause I don't want some pervert looking TSA fuck touching me anyway, but what about the people who do want the pat-down instead? I thought the TSA is supposed to makesure everyone understands the options? At least that is what they have been telling us.

So I get in the non naked screener line so I can go through the regular metal detector and they tell me to get in the other line for the additional screening. I go into the machine and stand there for a bit while 3 TSA ass hats on the other side continue their conversation. After a few, I ask them if I am interupting and if I should come back after their conversation. The lady gives me a nasty look and come over the start the machine. Then she tells me to walk through and gave my ticket to one of the other TSA bitches and they tell me to step aside. I stand there and wait again without anyone explaining anything to me. Finally I ask the dick, "so, uh, what's going on?". He says I have to wait while they clear me, it was probably my necklace. Then he holds his hand to his earpiece like he saw all the cool special agents do in the movies and says "nailed it, you're free to go." What a bunch of fags.