Microchip

[02ducky]

MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS ISLAMIC TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and
The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it.
Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

God bless our military

[jmg8550]

Seen it before but still funny.

[sniper7]

nice!