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Grammar and Capitalization
From an email that my wife forwarded....
CAPITALIZATION
Those of us who fall into the world of hi-tech should take note of the importance of correct grammar.
I have noticed that many, who text message & email, have forgotten the "art" of capitalization.
Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
Not that I know this first hand, but I was told that my uncle didn't need help.
He loved horses. Got off and on all by his self.
The Internet makes us lazy. Google makes us stupid. I don't remember anything anymore. My phone is smarter than me.
CAPITALIZATION
Those of us who fall into the world of hi-tech should take note of the importance of correct grammar.
I have noticed that many, who text message & email, have forgotten the "art" of capitalization.
Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
Did you read that Sniper7?
Obama.....
Change you can take to the bank(rupt).
I don't like my uncle enough to do that.
Stella - my best girl ever.
11/04/1994 - 12/23/2010
Don't wanna get shot by the police?
"Stop Resisting Arrest!"
Is there any money in it for me?
-two shoes
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Kinda felt sorry for the horse...........
I will agree though and my 19 yo is a prime example. He can't compose a paper to save his keester. Spelling, composition, punctuation and grammer are a foreign concept unless he is composing it on the computer and can hit "spellcheck".
We shant discuss his handwriting skills but man can he text
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Dear Lord... one of these days I need to upload some of the papers I've had to grade. The "texting" language is killing English!!! lol. <-- see!
grammar is like politics.
we must strive for middle of the road fairness, but avoid the extremes.
I noticed that grammar and usage has become a lost art in an English class. We had to grade each others short essays. Holy Jesus, I feel bad for anyone who teaches.
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