...Section 221 of Title 13 U.S.C., makes it a misdemeanor to refuse or willfully neglect to complete the questionnaire...
Does it say anything about completing the questionnaire honestly?

Profession: Raconteur
How much money I earn: 150lb of boiled potatoes per week
Source of health insurance: Hymie and Bubba's Kosher Soul-food Delicatessen and Health Insurance Underwriting.
Preferred mode of transportation to and from work: Monkey powered rickshaw
Amount of money I pay for housing and utilities: $27.50 and certain sexual acts I'd rather not discuss.