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    Stamp Licker/Whore TriggerHappy's Avatar
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    Talking A truly touching story....truly touching!!

    I met a girl in the park the other evening.




    There was an instant spark between us

    and she immediately dropped to her knees
    and laid on the grass at my feet.

    As we lay making love, I thought
    "These taser guns are well worth the money."






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    Grand Master Know It All clublights's Avatar
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    hahahahahahahhaa



    this is so going on my facebook LOL

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    [rofl3]

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    Now that's funny. I'm gonna borrow that and email it around.

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    I may use that as a pick up line.
    Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Haw haw haw?..

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    That just got e-mailed to my list
    Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to Fight, he'll just kill you.

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    [rofl3]
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    Angels rejoice when BigBears trumpet blows
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    Hilarious! HAHAHA

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    Fleeing Idaho to get IKEA Bailey Guns's Avatar
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    That's funny. It reminds me of the Mike Tyson joke...

    Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
    A: Pepper spray'll do that to you.
    Stella - my best girl ever.
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    "Stop Resisting Arrest!"


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    Lol
    Do what you've always done and get what you've always gotten.

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